DJ Noob

= ''"Crabs!" "Pooop!"''edit | edit source =

= Was Obtained by using Boombox on Noob Platinum. Currently Unobtainable = E + Hold - Ascended Crab Barrage

DJ Noob Lunges out and barrages the opponent dealing 17 damage per hit

R - Ascended Heavy Punch

DJ Noob does a heavy punch dealing 120 damage

T - Reality Overwrite

DJ Noob charges a VERY heavy punch and blasts it at his opponent dealing 175

Y - Heal

DJ Noob gets in front of you again, but instead of damaging, he's actually healing whoever he's throwing the punches at. Heals 8 HP per hit

B + Y - Self Heal

DJ Noob gets in front of you again, turns to you and starts charging hits at you, healing you. Heals 8 HP per hit, but faster.

F - Ascended Time Stop

Noob mom stops time.

H - Ground Slam

DJ Noob charges it's right arm into the mom, and slams the ground with a heaven-like blast dealing 105 damage